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NG Radio Chat

2012-10-20 19:18:22 by Oneman-Onegun

I'm not sure, but when I come to see the NG radio chat's page to check if it's still down, I get "This has been removed by moderation team." Think it's coming back???


Happy Xmas, Newgrounds!

2012-01-13 12:01:55 by Oneman-Onegun

Xmas has been epic this year. Hopefully, I may be able to get myself a new Graphics tablet some time with the money from over the Xmas holiday.


GTFO MY ART!

2011-09-02 14:33:54 by Oneman-Onegun

ALL MY FUCKING ART HAS BEEN DELETED APART FROM THE SHIT I MADE ON PAINT! M-BOT, PISS OFF AND THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL YOU A-HOLES WHO REPORT MY WORK!

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ART!


Retarded story

2011-08-06 10:25:08 by Oneman-Onegun

Once upon a time there was a young boy named Cock. Cock was Penis years old and lived in Up my, Ass. While walking home from school one day, a Fucked up Dick jumped out from behind a A fat guy and tackled Cock to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Cock realized that the Fucked up Dick was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Cock decided to keep the Fucked up Dick as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Fucked up Dick ''Fuck you.'' When Cock and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Cock's mother, Why?. And boy was she surprised to see a Fucked up Dick following Cock into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Why?. ''It's a Fucked up Dick,'' answered Cock. ''Dah, I can see that, Cock, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Why?. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Cock. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Why?. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Fucked up Dicks. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Cock grabbed Fuck you by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Cock and Fuck you played and played, that is until Cock's favorite television show, ''Why does it matter?,'' started. At that point Cock forgot all about Fuck you having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Why does it matter?,'' when Cock was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Pissed!! Cock! Get your Ass in the The shit hole...NOW!!'' With that Cock rushed into the The shit hole to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the The shit hole, there stood his father, Chewbacca, pointing toward the My ass. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Cock followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the My ass, was the biggest pile of Dick doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Chewbacca. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Cock knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Fuck you for a pet. So without hesitation, Cock set out to find where Fuck you was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Cock discovered Fuck you crouched beneath the table that Cock did his Being an Asshole on. ''Come on, Fuck you, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the My ass!'' scolded Cock. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Dick!! And with that Cock led Fuck you out of the house and down to the local The retard store. They had a pet section and Cock knew the owner would find Fuck you a good home. So after saying good-bye to Fuck you, and thanking the owner of The retard store, Cock walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Jizz, Shaken, not stirreds. But Cock's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Cock suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.


Mehehhehe

2011-08-06 06:23:01 by Oneman-Onegun

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The Game Factory 2

2011-07-23 14:43:15 by Oneman-Onegun

http://www.mediafire.com/?wxeshg0cpon5 1mt


YAAAAY

2011-07-19 10:48:25 by Oneman-Onegun

YAAAAAAAAAAY I GOT A PROMOTION IN MY JOB! YAAAAAAY


Copperplate font

2011-07-18 11:08:44 by Oneman-Onegun

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Look! Huggy hare!

2011-06-25 15:51:48 by Oneman-Onegun

Lolz so cute

Look! Huggy hare!


XD RANDOMNESS

2011-06-11 09:39:29 by Oneman-Onegun
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